Great news: I kept all my eyelashes during my second date with Robert.
Bad news: I cooked us dinner.
In all honesty, it would have been helpful if he had mentioned beforehand that he didn’t eat dairy or gluten.
I guess it also would have been helpful if I cleaned out the expired items from my fridge.
We’re going out again on Sunday.
What more can go wrong.
No, I’m asking. What more can go wrong??
